"RPM esq." (rpm3)
10/16/2019 at 14:21 • Filed to: craigslist, bad ideas
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"RPM esq." (rpm3)
10/16/2019 at 14:21 • Filed to: craigslist, bad ideas | 2
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Well, this is an...interesting build. Apparently it’ll do “speed 65.”
As the ad says:
2019 mongoos bike 10 horce power.all gas and strate throttle no clutch.this bike is custom made and it also pop wheelis .its very fun on street and dirt.it have a alarm also.
I’m very curious how that alarm works. I’m very curious about a lot of things, like what this guy was drinking when he decided to build this thing, and what he was drinking when he did a “wheeli” on it, and what he was drinking when he wrote the post. My guesses are, respectively: Keystone Light, Mad Dog 20/20, and Listerine, but I’d be interested to hear yours.
ETA: It seems like it might be relevant, in case you don’t click through to the ad: he’s asking $1300 for this deathtrap.
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functionoverfashion
> RPM esq.
10/16/2019 at 14:38 |
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Holy shit that’s scary. I’m guessing it has a centrifugal clutch?? Also it has cantilever brakes. No thank you.
CB
> RPM esq.
10/16/2019 at 14:39 |
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I bet they drank a bottle of Nyquill too.
benjrblant
> functionoverfashion
10/16/2019 at 14:47 |
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v-brakes, but yes. any kind of rim brake is fully insufficient for that.
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benjrblant
> RPM esq.
10/16/2019 at 14:48 |
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is it me, or does the down tube look like a piece of exhaust?
i like that they also painted the fork stanchions. that’ll do wonders for what’s left of your seals
Ready for an adventure!
> RPM esq.
10/16/2019 at 14:49 |
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and some White Claw...
DAWRX - The Herb Strikes Back
> benjrblant
10/16/2019 at 14:53 |
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In this case I don’t think that fork was doing much anyway...
facw
> benjrblant
10/16/2019 at 15:00 |
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V -brakes are a type of cantilever brake , they are just side-pull rather than center-pull.
CalzoneGolem
> RPM esq.
10/16/2019 at 15:04 |
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This looks designed to kill the operator and do it loudly.
WilliamsSW
> RPM esq.
10/16/2019 at 15:06 |
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1 - Old Crow
2 - Four Loko
3- prescription cough syrup with codeine
If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
> RPM esq.
10/16/2019 at 15:12 |
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That’s not a Keystone Light fueled creation, that was brought into this world by Everclear.
This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja:
> RPM esq.
10/16/2019 at 15:13 |
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Not one but TWO bent combination wrenches repurposed as upper motor mounts!!!
Really wish there was a drive side pic to see what he and his methamphetamine were able to blaze up on the other side.
RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> RPM esq.
10/16/2019 at 15:17 |
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I want to know what a singular “mongoo” is. I also want to know what happened to the donor lawn mower.
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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> CalzoneGolem
10/16/2019 at 15:20 |
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Loudly, and with a total lack of dignity.
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CalzoneGolem
> RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
10/16/2019 at 15:21 |
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Yeah a healthy serving of insult with your injury.
AMGtech - now with more recalls!
> RPM esq.
10/16/2019 at 15:21 |
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Remember the death kart? This was built by that guy's brother.
Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
> RPM esq.
10/16/2019 at 15:29 |
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I’m going with Camo Black Ice, I once drank one of this and then fell on black ice, it was very on the nose, although I didn’t in fact fall on my nose.
VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
> RPM esq.
10/16/2019 at 16:26 |
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I want to hear more about this alarm. Does it emit just a noise, or will it also unintentionally spark and/or explode?
Cé hé sin
> AMGtech - now with more recalls!
10/16/2019 at 16:44 |
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Remember the death kart? This was built by that guy’s
late
brother.
Fixed!
PyramidHat
> RPM esq.
10/27/2019 at 23:53 |
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Well, if something is worth doing, it’s worth doing right...